BASKIN ROBBINS

Dear Baskin Robbins,

I am very disturbed. I recently purchased 3 scoops of "gold medal ribbon" ice cream and i felt that it was highly discriminative. First of all there are more people in this world than the blacks, whites and brown people that win gold medals. Many Many other ethnicities participate in the Olympic games. Asians for instance. Why are they not represented with yellow color of ice cream. Mangos perhaps? I am sure you are reading this in disbelief thinking I'm just another kook. But ask yourself this; am I participating in this vicious cycle of unjust success representation in America. I work for "Culturally Competent Partners" a firm of social workers that assist food based agencies in making culturally sensitives products. Our motto ; Love the Rainbow. If you do not remove/rename "Gold Medal Ribbon" immediately, I will call all the new agencies I have contacts at.

Firmly with Solidarity,


Joam

PETCO

Hi PETCO,
I have a new product i would like to suggest. I am a small animal enthusiast. Always tinkering around with common human objects and adapting them to my "lil friends". I often wash my cats and guinea pigs in the tub. My cats are tall enough that their heads can stay above water, whereas my guinea pigs are too small and would surely drown if it weren't for the flotation device I made them (photos upon request). Is there some wort of underwater breathing apparatus currently on the market specifically for guinea pigs? I am thinking of devising scuba diving equipment. Thoughts?

Joam