Dear Best Foods,
I have hated mayonaisse since i was a child. The look, smell, seeing it glopped on a burger gives me chills.
Can you give me any advice on how to start loving your product. I have heard you have the best mayonaisse and it is silly to hold such disdain for a condiment in 2010
Yours in God,
Joam Jeremy.
WWW.BESTFOODS.COM
RESPONSE:
Hello Ms. JOAM JEREMY,
Thank you for writing us regarding Best Foods.
Our corporate goal is "meeting the everyday needs of people everywhere". It is truly rewarding when consumers feel strongly about our brands and take the time to communicate with us directly.
We will be happy to send you a complimentary coupon to try one of our products.
We appreciate your interest in our company and its products.
Sincerely,
Your friends at Best Foods
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
WENDY'S
Dear Wendy's
Despite your use of a red hair child (red haired children scare me), I like Wendy's. When I was in high school I worked at a Wendy's in my hometown, Tragically, I was "sunburned" by your fry machines. It caused me great embarassment which lead to overeating and a bout of obesity, but I am ok now and whenever I am travelling I only eat at Wendy's.
Yours in God,
Joam Jeremy
Wendy's biggest fan
http://www.wendys.com/
Despite your use of a red hair child (red haired children scare me), I like Wendy's. When I was in high school I worked at a Wendy's in my hometown, Tragically, I was "sunburned" by your fry machines. It caused me great embarassment which lead to overeating and a bout of obesity, but I am ok now and whenever I am travelling I only eat at Wendy's.
Yours in God,
Joam Jeremy
Wendy's biggest fan
http://www.wendys.com/
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