Friday, April 2, 2010

SUSHI NABE (chattanooga tn)

Dear Sushi Nabe,

I have never eaten sushi before in my life. I am deathly afraid of raw fish after watching an episode of "Bones" where a  woman dies by some bacteria only found in raw fish. However, my daughter is marrying a japanese fellow and I fear that his family may not take a liking to me if I don't participate in their "culture". I plan on visiting your restaurant in the upcoming weeks. What is safe to try?


Yours in God,


Joam

AMPAD legal pads

Dear AMPAD,

I just wanted to take the time to let you know that i love love your 100% recycled legal pads. I use them for just about anything; writing love letters (to my lady friend sookie), corporal punishment (towards my not so keen daughter)and i even stapled the sheets together and made myself a shirt. I love the gray paper with the blue lines, it absorbs my papermate (sorry) black pens just perfectly. If you ever need a spokesperson, I am your man. God loves this paper, he told me in church last week and i pray nightly that i will always have an ampad in my bag.

Yours in god

Joam