Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Celestial Seasonings

#2 Email

Dear Celestial Seasonings,
It has come to my shocking attention that there is indeed chocolate tea. Did you sell my idea? I wrote to you last week in the strictest confidence.. just to find nothing from you in my inbox and everything chocolate in other companies tea directories.

I revoke my former chocolate idea and submit to you a new one; catnip tea. This is secret. Hush Hush.

Joam




Dear Celestial Seasonings,
I want to start by stating that I love your tea. I would like to suggest a tea flavor; chocolate. Imagine if you will a cold winter evening, a couple is nestled around the fireplace with a oversized mug in their hands with...chocolate tea!!! I think this could be a top seller...maybe adding peppermint to it as well. Just an idea.

Love,

Joam

FRUIT A FREEZE

Dear Fruit a Freeze,

Yesterday I ate 8 fruit freezes in a row...I think this is a record of sorts. I alternated between strawberry and pineapple. Honestly I think strawberry is the best. Are the strawberries organic? They taste organic. Also, are your popsicle sticks recyclable? I'm not quite sure what to do with them except make birdhouses.

Joam

FRUIT A FREEZE RESPONSE:
On Wed, Sep 1, 2010 at 1:48 PM, Consumer Relations wrote:

Thank you for the compliment!!

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Dear Fruit a Freeze makers,

I love thee. I can't get enough of those strawberry popsicles. Honestly, I ate around 8 bars today and could go for another round. They are my favorite summer treat. I pair them with everything; fine wines, cheese and fish. I just wanted you to know how happy your product makes me.

Sincerely,

Joam

Monday, August 9, 2010

Chateau Diana's Wine Product

Dear Chateau Diana

I am interested to know what "wine product" is. Chateau Diana is sold in my neighborhood drugstore here in New York City. Is wine product code for cheap no alcohol content? Can one consume CD's wine product and feel a buzz.

Joam