Dr. Laura

Dear Dr. Laura,

I was my kids dad. I just wanted to thank you for saving my marriage. I have a 15 year old daughter from a previous relationship that I had when I was a freshman in high school (live and learn!). Recently my current wife told me that she no longer wanted to be a step-mother to my daughter as my daughter is pregnant with her first child and my wife does not want to be a grandmother at the age of 26. As you can see, we have a fairly dysfunctional family unit. However, thanks to listening to your program. I learned that I need to cut ties with my daughter in order for her to have one less bad role model and sort of rebirth myself. I am now a christian man with firm values and a wife who stands by me. We are looking forward to restarting our life together and pushing control alt delete on the past. Thank you Dr. Laura, I feel free for the first time in my life to be my authentic self.

Yours in God

Joam

Iowa Public Radio

Dear Iowa Public Radio,

I have been a long time listener and sadly I have never had a penny to send your way (sigh). Iowa is such a vibrant state with a tremendous musical arts community that I believe rivals that of New York City. I am very proud to be a part of it. Lately, I have been doing some experimental music featuring the sound of flopping fish on a paint canvas mixed with leaves falling from a tree. I have made a cd featuring the melodic sound this reverberates to the universe. You'd truly be surprised at what a treat it is for the ears. I would love to send you a copy (free of charge of course) and maybe have it broadcast?

Yours in God,

Joam

RESPONSE: TGI Fridays

F--ing Bastard generic response. Man up TGI Fridays.


Dear Joam:

Your inquiry will need to be addressed by a Manager of the local T.G.I. Fridays restaurant. You may find the telephone numbers and addresses to our locations on our website, http://www.fridays.com/locator.htm

We appreciate your interest in T.G.I. Friday's.
Lorena
Guest Relations

TGI Fridays

Hi TGI FRidays (and thank the lord god created Fridays)

I wanted to see if it was possible to hold a revival at your restaurant. I'm thinking of just a few of my fellow pastors and I coming and seeing who needs to be saved in your restaurant. This of course would be volunteer, we would never lead somebody to the lord that had an unwilling heart. My thoughts are of coming next week to your NYC location as there are certainly a lot of folks in the big apple that could use saving. Thoughts,

in sweet Jesus,

Joam

Outback Steakhouse

G'day Outback,

My name is Joam. I live in Fern Gully Australia and I am 30 years old. I am planning on coming to the states next month to do a bit of touring and wondered if I could come and do some presentations to your restaurants on what the continent of Australia is like. I could answer questions from staff and restaurant goers alike and give Outback Steakhouse a real taste of the outback. I would love to visit all your restaurants across the states. Please contact me, if you are interested.

Regards,

Joam