CHIPOTLE

Dear Chipotle-ans,

It has come to my realization that you do not have a mascot. All quality food chains have mascots. I would like to submit a few ideas;

1. A mexican dog
2. Ronald mcdonald with a moustache and sombrero
3. Ms. Piggy (but spanish and seductive)
4. Carlos "the hobo"

Thoughts? I am willing to collaborate.

Yours in God,

Joam


RESPONSE


Joam,

Thank you for writing us! But:

1) Already done.
2) Yikes.
3) No puppets.
4) No clowns (wait, that might not be a clown).

Sorry, but mascots are not our style of approach. Can't we just sell good food and leave it at that? Come on, be reasonable!

Sincerely,

Joe