BIC

Dear Bic,

I am announcing my disdain for PILOT pens and my new found allegiance to BIC. I will use your pens everyday. Not only will i use your pens, but i will also take up smoking so that I may also enjoy your lighters. If i had to write one last letter to a loved one, you can be sure it would be with a BIC pen.
PILOT didn't appreciate my love for the G2 pen. They sent me back a form letter. I deserve real correspondance.

Thank you for your product. How does one become a spokesman? i can be your new BIC BOY

Yours in God,

Joam