It has come to my attention that your cheese and pepporoni pizza causes intense flatuence. I did not know this when I ordered it and perhaps you should put some sort of warning label on the box. I am a graphic designer and can help you come up with a symbol. It is unfair for those that did not consume the pizza to have to suffer the consequences of their wife and children having a slice. I believe I have developed asthma not to mention the toxins floating around my internal organs.
Yours in God,
Joam
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