COORS

Dear Coors,

I recently turned 21 and a friend of mine gave me your product. He said you made "gourmet water" and that I should try it. It tasted  kind of funny to be perfectly honest and after a few cans I started slurring my speech, i couldn't balance, my face was flushed face and I had sex for the very first time! I believe in waiting until marriage to have relations with a woman and I don't believe this here product is "gourmet water". I think because i'm a seventh day adventist he took advantage of me. I want answers!

yours in god,

Joam