Monday, February 22, 2010

CRAIGSLIST (PLATONIC FRIENDS SEARCH)

My name is Joam, I am very polite and sociable. I believe in holding doors open for lady friends and paying for all beer consumed while we are together.

I request a woman with an interest in chicken farming (as I am a farmer), church, country music and crochet (so she may crochet a blanket for our wedding bed) and most importantly believe in keeping our relationship platonic. My former wife left an awful big hole in my heart and I don' t wish to do that again.


Please respond.


Yours in God,

joam

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