DEAR UPS,
1. I make money.
2. I use this money to buy things.
3. UPS delivers these things to my apartment
Sounds very simple. So why do you insist on delivering these packages while i am out making money? You leave notes saying that you are there and that you have tried 3 times to make your delivery and now you will send this thing back. I leave signs letting you know where to drop things off. You can read my address, why can't you read my signs? Unreliable Pissant Shitheads
Yours in God,
Joam
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